BENCHWARMER
Ramon
Dacawi
(It's a recurrent
complaint, the squeezing in by jeepney drivers and barkers of passengers beyond
the reasonable, realistic and actual capacities of passenger vehicles plying
the common "tao's" daily routes all over this Third World country of
ours. The original piece of this rewrite came out years back. A few weeks back,
a reader wrote the weekly paper editor on the same plea for passenger space.
Mostly likely, no action action will come from our land transportation
officials, proving my dread --that no one reads this column except my son and
the writer himself.)
I almost got in trouble one time with a fellow aging passenger over the
unrealistic seating capacity of our jeepneys. Transport officials who set and implement
standards ignore this simply because they don’t ride mass transport. They ride
in their own cars or office-issued vehicles driven by government-paid pilots.
Even with the
Filipino’s average bantam size, each of the twin benches approved and certified
by the government franchising agency for 10 is often just enough for nine
passengers. A so-called nine-seater fits eight, and an eight-seater is actually
made for seven, even with the Pinoy capacity to constrict and adjust to the
givens.
It’s embarrassing,
truly inconvenient for the last two passengers to fill either jeepney row to
incapacity. Often, they have to inch their way through baggage to the innermost
space, just behind the driver. Earlier passengers spare themselves that
inconvenience when they alight by sitting nearest the exit, also to spare
themselves from passing on fares to the driver. With a misplaced sense of
urgency and need for self-comfort, they immediately pass on their fare to the
last passenger, for the latter to pass on to the driver even before he or she
could attempt to settle down or whip out his or her own fare.
The last two in can’t
squeeze in or won’t even try, especially when sandwiched between two of the
opposite sex. They’re just lucky if the overhead support bars are long enough
for them to grip. Otherwise, it’s a balancing act until a passenger alights and
temporarily allows space. Chances are another passenger standing and hanging on
the tail-end bars fills in the gap or the driver loads in another. The last two
will find their protruding knuckles (and heads) knocking each other when
“patay malisya” fellow fares grudgingly give them inches of space directly
facing each other.
We have gone a long
way since the days of the auto calesa, those Willys and Eisenhower military jeeps
converted into more realistic three-seaters. The jeepney has expanded, only to
fall short of the convenience that those war surplus machines used to provide.
Transport officials
approving franchises now hardly consider passenger seating – and even road –
capacity. After all, they don’t ride jeepneys like we, lesser mortals, do. It
would be most ironic and embarrassing for them who approve transport franchises
not to have their own service vehicles.
Perhaps it was his
thin frame that encouraged my fellow passenger, who came in last, to be loud in
his demand for space. He announced for all to hear that those two behind the
front backrest were sitting like kings. He was referring to me and a lady who
found it difficult to press herself against the slanted (\) front back rest.
She did press herself in any way when she heard, allowing me to do the same.
The lady alighted
first and then it was my turn. On my way out, I had a look at the fellow
passenger who, I presumed was already a dual citizen (Filipino and senior) like
me or soon to be. I gently tapped him on the shoulder and told him it was not
me but the lady who didn’t “dimmenden”.
He took that as an
affront and chastised me for looking at him. “Kumitaka pay laeng,” he bristled,
making it sound like a threat.
After stepping down, I
looked back to see him threatening to go down after me. I did a counter,
threatening to get back in for him. I guess we both knew we wouldn’t dare as,
in no time, the jeep moved him on, away from me. While preparing supper for my
ward at home, I thought aging truly makes one cranky and hart to please.
Lest this would
trigger protests from jeepney drivers and operators, my point is prospective.
Let their existing units continue filling up according to their approved
capacity. Have transport officials start adjusting and imposing seating
standards on units still to be manufactured and sold. They can do this with
admirable efficiency and accuracy, as they are when they compute registration
and fare adjustment fees they impose on jeepney and taxi operators. Or with the
same urgency that they had approved new franchises that now gives Baguio the
distinction of having the most number of units compared to population. We now
have enough for us to mount a taxi or jeepney festival, if only tourism-oriented
people can catch my drift.
As it is, over-sized
Filipinos like Swanny Dicang are obviously the most disadvantaged, the most
“marginalized” (to use that development jargon) among commuters. They have to
ride taxis or drive a hand-me-downs, lest they be accused of denying fellow
passengers space on the jeepney bench.
Rural folks are more
tolerant of riding with each other within the givens than us, city commuters.
They are used to clambering up to the roof of the single unit for that single,
one and only trip to the poblacion in the morning and back to the village in
the afternoon.
The need for mass
transport to speed up progress was fully understood by the late guerrilla
leader, former Benguet Gov. BadoDangwa. He designed buses with no aisles to
maximize seating capacity. Entrances were on each side of each wooden row long
enough to accommodate seven. He had each unit hard-topped for heavy baggage
and, if necessary, extra passengers on the roof deck so no one would be left
behind.
That ingenious,
practical system of full accommodation, however, didn’t sit well with a
city-bred police officer who tried to stop a bus brimming with people and
baggage. The story was e-mailed to me by expatriate Jorge Pawid, he of Kiangan
and Ibaloy blood who, like any expat, longs to see a jeepney pass by his home
in California. He swore it was the latest Ifugao joke, but which he related in
the Ibaloy version.
The bus driver, an
Ifugao, ignored the police officer’s signal to stop and just drove on, like he
never saw the latter. The officer jotted down the bus plate number then gave
chase in his service vehicle. He found the bus and the driver at the Dangwa
station.
“Apay nga saan ka nga simmardeng idi parparaen ka gapu
overloading ka?,” he demanded to know.
“Hanak nga simmaldeng a
ta, kas nakitam met, awanen lugal mo ditoy bus ko nga napunpunno,” the driver
replied.
“Kababain met a kenka nga opisyal no agtakdelka pay.” (e-mail:
mondaxbench@yahoo.com for comments.)
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