Autonomine, girl stuff and Gibo

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Grace Bandoy

BAGUIO CITY -- Autonomy or autonomine? These people in the Regional Development Council and militant groups who are insisting their so-called autonoshi-- for region are probably the pinakamakulit na lahi sa mundo. They don’t get it. And they blame the Cordillera people for not getting it. Tayo daw ang hindi nakakaintindi sa autonomy nila and we need to be educated about it.

Are they out of their freaking minds, the two plebiscites saying “No” to that autonomy of theirs is still not good enough for them to get it?! We don’t want autonomy here. ! I totally think they’re just interested with the autonomy-education budget released for them in the millions. Pera din yun mga kapatid. And they’re asking for more!!

Gagamitin daw para ma educate tayong lahat sa autonomy. It’s really this simple - - autonomy will never ever work in a corrupt country. The tiniest government office in the Philippines thrives on corruption. Just imagine how it would be like for an autonomous region with 1.4 million inhabitants working on its own. Walang mangayayari sa atin, lalo pa tayong maghihirap.

Give us 500 percent assurance that the people who would acquire autonomous powers will not commit any abuse in any form whatsoever and we’d think about it. But you RDC and autonomy-fanatic people can only promise that in your dreams.

And what’s up with all those militants holding their guns campaigning for autonomy, what’s up with that? They scare people. And really, it just makes us feel stronger against “autonomizing” our region. That autonomy money can be put to better use aside from forcing us to accept your mining the autonomy and supplying your militant pals with guns. Peace!
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I have an ongoing acts of lasciviousness case at the Municipal Trial Court Branch 4. I am the complainant of course, and we had our pre-trial last Wednesday. I attended it with my trial fiscal. I went in there strong and confident. My assailant’s lawyer went on to deny the accusation against him, it was normal I thought – of course their only defense was to deny it. And I was fine until they said that they had six witnesses!.

I only had one witness and I have her affidavit to prove it. I was shaken to my bones in disbelief, even my trial fiscal was quite surprised. Just who the fuc* were these witnesses?

And when they started reading the names of the people who were to witness against me, I just couldn’t compose myself and hold my tears. Yes, I started crying inside the Justice Hall like crazy talking to my friend on the phone. I didn’t care if all who saw me there just probably wanted to hug and comfort me but it was hurtful and disappointing when people who you thought were your friends will talk in court against you.

But well, it turned out they were not aware they were put there as witnesses for my assailant. I feel better now of course knowing that the truth will come out in the end and they still have my back (or so they say) and after comforting myself with Tess’ imported red wine.

Lying is one of the hardest things to do. One can’t make a straight face when one is lying. And lying in court is probably the worst one. Good luck na lang sa kanila.

I’m shocked that there are only two cases of acts of lasciviousness being heard in court right now.

This act of violence against us women I believe happens to a lot of women out there everyday. Don’t be scared if you feel violated and abused even with the slightest feeling, ipaglaban niyo so we can teach all these assh*les their lessons. Women should be respected and cared for no matter what they’re wearing, what they do for a living and where they come from!!! Pangit o maganda man, mayaman o mahirap – ang babae ginagalang hindi binabastos.
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Gibo won in the Mock Elections conducted at La Salle, Ateneo and UP. Matatalinong tao want him. I want him bad, not that matalino ako hahahaha. But I just think he’s nice and sexy and he flies a plane, topped the bar exam, went to Harvard, speaks Ilocano.

Kkung pumorma siya parang geek which I think is cute.I also think he has this secret master plan for Mindanao. We don’t need drastic change or biglaang pagbabago in our government right now like what Villar, Erap sarap itapak and Noynoy Abnoy are promising you. That instant change they want is scary and impossible.

You cannot change our country into becoming a better one with the snap of a finger. Look at how Americans now are disappointed with Obama – because they wanted the change Obama offered them when he was campaigning. Sometimes wanting sudden change is gambling.

Gibo has strategy. His plans are realistic and attainable. And c’mon! Really, he’s cute…